Bladder Blog #4

I’m back from 10 days in California. During that time I watched the Super Bowl with Anna (ok, the last 3 minutes anyway); shopped for and cooked a birthday dinner (ok, Liza made the dinner) for my friend Tanya; called on my first grocery chain and talked about banana and tomato programs; went to the produce market with Liza; went to the flower market and put together 15 wedding centerpieces with Anna (ok, she designed them, I just copied); spent the night with my friends Betty and Bob; set up the wedding flowers; consulted on some advertising plans; had my hair cut (thank you, B!); went to a mall (twice!); did 2 store produce department site visits; washed and dried most of my clothes with a lipstick, and drove 8 hours each way there and back. Oh yeah, and had another botox treatment. And I’m wondering why I’m so tired!

I think I may have finally nailed it. I had a prescription for Ativan from my solu-medrol roid rage experience and I asked Dr. G if it would be ok if I took some prior to the treatment. Generally he gives me a little valium and I squirm and gasp and cry and cuss, despite it, and we both agree that we are not BFFs for those 15 minutes. So when I asked him about the bigger daddy Adavan, he said, “oh yes. Please do.” I took 2.

Although it was Anna’s turn to accompany me on this visit, Liza came with me instead. As an EMT, she is a virtual rock when it comes to anything medical procedure related, whereas Anna is more like me, squealing at a pinprick of blood. Bright girl that she is, she brought in an LA Times crossword puzzle book and proceeded to yell out clues which all 4 of us in the room were yelling out answers to. It proved a wonderful distraction. I was also stoned out of my mind.

I only yelled out the answer “F*** you!” (or variations on that theme) about 4 times. Considering the names I’ve shouted at Dr. G during past procedures, we all agreed that was pretty good.

So now I’m back home in Tubac, worn out and sleepy. But I’m wearing a thong.

One thought on “Bladder Blog #4

  1. Don’t forget to leave out your “Meltdown at Paseo Colorado” and my “Meltdown at the LA Flower Mart”!! Hahahaha, love when you come to visit, thanks for all the help with the crazy wedding and everything else…you’re the absolute best <3

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